Over the next couple weeks I will be going through everything I own and making a list of things to sell. I was talking to my friend, Bryan, who’s in a similar situation and we both agreed that selling our bodies, while likely lucrative, would only be used a last resort. Universe, consider this an invitation to drop some unexpected fortune in my way.
Speaking of which, my mom told me about a contest with a $500 prize, so I made an entry. You have to make a video that answers the question, “What would my government look like if it were 75% women?” in under two minutes, so here’s my answer: